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Season 1

Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd come to love. Similarly, my writing lacks the organisation of later instalments, though it makes up for that by being otherwise brilliant.
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By Gabriel 06 Aug 17

My recollection The song Marge sings, taking the padding off the mallets, and the electro-shock therapy with the seldom seen again Marvin Monroe. About the only interesting thing Monroe ever…

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By Gabriel 28 Jul 17

My recollection This section is sort of pointless given that I never watch these early episodes. Now that I’m doing it, I see why. The basic plot is Homer becoming…

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By Gabriel 21 Jul 17

My Recollection There was an awful lot of naked green Bart. I remember that standing out. Also, my dad telling me about another algebra joke where the answer, when said…

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By Gabriel 14 Jul 17

I can recite whole episodes of this fucking show by heart. It’s my third parent and, much to the chagrin of my biological parents, the one I spend the most…