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Season 2

This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks at him as a real boy, the show does a period episode to build up some lore, and the focus widens with an episode about an aunt and a principal.
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By Gabriel 28 Jul 19

Season two is done! Huzzah, now only 30 more to go! I want to die, but now I have a good reason. Boy, things are on the up-and-up.   Season two…

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By Gabriel 22 Jul 19

My Recollection Hump and dewlap, hump and dewlap. My name is Mr Burns. Señor Xtapolapocetl. What is blood without modern understanding? How many other pieces of knowledge create that modern…

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By Gabriel 30 Jun 19

My Recollection Bartman. Left Vulcan ear. Pennywhistles and moon-pies. The pre-internet outer suburbs were a howling void which is why I know it’s harder than you think to tie up…

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By Gabriel 16 Jun 19

My Recollection QUEEN OF THE HARPIES . General Sherman wink. The ones at the bottom. Drunks are like Pokemon, there’s a surprising number of different varieties, they all spend their…

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By Gabriel 11 May 19

My Recollection MORE ASBESTOS MORE ASBESTOS. There were no Jewish cowboys. What’s a spirochete? When you spend most of your life having your otherness and exclusion as a constantly enforced…

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By Gabriel 10 Apr 19

My Recollection The screaming, wet children writhing around Homer. Ringo Starr. Genitalia. The stalemated trio sprawl across the Gold Coast hinterland like sleeping kaiju. The Big Three –Dreamworld, Wet and…

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By Gabriel 01 Mar 19

My Recollection The Munroe Box. Frink. Grampa gambling. DISCOUNT LION SAFARI! It was around year 10. I looked like Martin Prince and sounded like Martin Prince doing a David Spade…

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By Gabriel 26 Jan 19

My Recollection Dog vision. Lisa mump cheeks. PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY! I’ve always been more of a cat person. They are largely independent, I can efficiently rub an entire…

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By Gabriel 21 Dec 18

My Recollection The HOMER. Unky (?) Herb. Videogames in the back seat. The closest thing I had to an Unchie (?) Herb was my dad’s cousin, Drew. He fulfilled the…

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By Gabriel 15 Nov 18

My Recollection. Side characters. Terminator vision. Pat-ty. Most mischief exists within a tolerable band where nobody gets murdered or maimed and the property damage is kept under a few hundred…