My Recollection Jewish people. I was just in the neighbourhood. A jazz musician I could understand. The thing about creation is that it’s boring. The results aren’t, the results are…

My Recollection Eeny meeny miney mo. Snort snort snort snort snort. Old lima beans and pumpkin mix. Shame is the new clay from which society is formed. As instinct can…

My Recollection Manhattan. Doogie Howser cameo. You killed me, Bart. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s don’t try to impress women. Impress them, by all means,…

A lot of the respect that monks get is undeserved. What? Any idiot can be zen if you take away every stress of the modern world. The truly at peace…

My Recollection Left-handed pinking shears. That didn’t hurt very much. Ooowaaah. It was when they all dropped to their knees and began hammering the riff to We Will Rock You…

My Recollection Homer Simpsoy. First bedsies. The Deficit Rag. His hair looked like he’d tried to kill himself with a shotgun full of Carrot Top’s pubes. His physiognomy had been…

My Recollection Lucky red hat. He wets his pants. HEE-HEE! You can see Down Syndrome and chickenpox. You can get a blood test for Hep and HIV. Using wonderous modern…

Housemates, can’t live with ’em and casual labour laws that favour business interests means you can’t live without ’em. Back in the day, I lived in a big one in…

The kangaroo is a bouncing rat monster whose whole goal in a fight is to rip your testicles off. They’re the second most dangerous Normal Type Australian animal you can…

Season two is done! Huzzah, now only 30 more to go! I want to die, but now I have a good reason. Boy, things are on the up-and-up.   Season two…