My Recollection. Raphael was right, you do gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Crumpets are an odd breakfast toastable. They look like warts, they feel like warts,…

My Recollection. Come back, zinc! Ow, my eyeball! I am gay. The morality that structures/suffocates my behaviour today wasn’t always the loudest voice in my head. It’s difficult to get…

I’ve Been Training for this My Whole Life. There are two types of introverts: introverts, and losers pretending to have some control over their lives. I’ve been both, which is…