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Season 1

Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd come to love. Similarly, my writing lacks the organisation of later instalments, though it makes up for that by being otherwise brilliant.
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By Gabriel 22 Nov 17

This one time, I moved to Melbourne for a job. Now I don’t mean a career, like one of those fancy gigs where you have a salary and a future.…

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By Gabriel 11 Nov 17

My Recollection Unusual animation made this really feel like an early episode and it’s been my mental prototype for early Simpsons since. It’s the Babysitter Bandit episode featuring Ms Botz,…

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By Gabriel 21 Oct 17

My Recollection. Busty Gets Krusted was an early, successful joke of mine, my cousin and brother thought it was very funny. The introduction of Sideshow Bob. Patty and Selma’s slide…

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By Gabriel 26 Sep 17

My Recollection Bart goes to France. The cherry bomb in the toilet always interested me because fireworks were outlawed in Australia so the idea that kids could get a hold…

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By Gabriel 22 Sep 17

My Recollection I was about 8 and really wanted a spy camera. I had no reason to have a spy camera, as there was literally nothing I’d be photographing that…

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By Gabriel 12 Sep 17

My Recollection Homer buys a bowling ball for Marge’s birthday. The raw sexuality of bowling. Homer no-selling getting hit in the head with a baseball.   The Episode This episode was…

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By Gabriel 04 Sep 17

My Recollection The end is at the start. A serious tone. Not very funny.   The Episode There’s a few reasons why a narrative may start at its own end before…

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By Gabriel 27 Aug 17

My Recollection They buy an RV, get lost in the forest, and Homer gets mistaken for Bigfoot. This is one of the first ones I had taped, so I watched…

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By Gabriel 18 Aug 17

My Recollection Bleeding Gums Murphy and Video Boxing.   The Episode There’s a Creepypasta around somewhere that claims this was a replacement for an episode titled Dead Bart which is a…

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By Gabriel 12 Aug 17

My Recollection Herman saying that the pincer movement can’t fail against a 10 year old. Movie references. Nelson’s bi-racial buddies, more students we never see, victims of the move to…