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Wow, if you’d have asked me when I started this if it would take me four years to write about three years of The Simpsons, I’d have said, “Yeah, that…
Wow, if you’d have asked me when I started this if it would take me four years to write about three years of The Simpsons, I’d have said, “Yeah, that…
My Recollection. Can I borrow your underwear? It’s my problem, I’ll deal with it. Rollers could be kneading my buttocks. The hand of a Mediterranean venue owner is less a…
My Recollection. The Raiders March. ♪FOR NOW THE NETS ARE FULL O’ FISH…♪ Lamentably no, my gastronomic capacity knows no satiety. The thing about Australian culture is that there isn’t…
My Recollection. Medium setting. Me fans are stupid pigs. It was a chicken wing. Rosie’s was downstairs which only made things worse. The token attempt at air conditioning the old…
My Recollection. MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER The modern city of Brisbane is awash with the technological marvels of the 21st century: Big W, free-range Aborigines, and internet speeds that…
My Recollection. One unhappy pappy. Sweat actually cleans this suit. Bunk with me tonight. When it’s guys that beat you up it becomes easy to see women as just better.…
My Recollection The State Lottery. This is the part of the job I hate. Firm proud buttocks. Gambling is harmless enough, but gamblers are sad creatures. When you fellate a…
My Recollection. The sound of Snake’s lights turning on. Stubbiness. Locker door opening. There’s a moment in Preacher where Herr Starr is explaining to his troop of religious nuts that,…
My Recollection. Raphael was right, you do gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Crumpets are an odd breakfast toastable. They look like warts, they feel like warts,…
My Recollection. Come back, zinc! Ow, my eyeball! I am gay. The morality that structures/suffocates my behaviour today wasn’t always the loudest voice in my head. It’s difficult to get…