Log in Log in

Season 3

Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops the emotional scar tissue that matures her, Bart and Homer get some definition to their comic archetypes, and Marge gets a moment of actual character.
FREE!
By Gabriel 27 Mar 20

My Recollection. Alley balls. GET… OUT. It’s not like we got so attached to her. Staying at other people’s houses is always a strange experience for a child as it’s…

FREE!
By Gabriel 09 Mar 20

My Recollection.   Cin-Cincinnati-cin-Cincinnati-nat-Cincinnati-i. This is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter. Thank you, Ralph, very graphic. “Okay, no spitting” The thing about rules is that they exist in blocks.…

FREE!
By Gabriel 18 Feb 20

My Recollection. The internet has taught me that there are two types of women who suck dog dicks: the ones who are getting paid and the ones who like it.…

FREE!
By Gabriel 22 Jan 20

My Recollection Gulp’n’Blow. I’m from the Alabama chapter. He did that on purpose. There’s this mythical king of pre-Corinth called Sisyphus and he was a bit of a cunt. He…

FREE!
By Gabriel 08 Jan 20

My Recollection This is the worst day of my life. The land of chocolate. You looken sharpen todayen, mein herr. The modern wave of gentrification has claimed many a Brisbane…

FREE!
By Gabriel 28 Dec 19

My Recollection. Hairy yellow drumstick. I’m Hugh Jass. Fire made it good. It’s 2008 and there’s a guy in the middle of Ann street with his pants around his ankles,…

FREE!
By Gabriel 15 Dec 19

My Recollection. Edgar ALLENpoe! MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA! The driver is essentially a ballast. Queensland develops urban centres the same way a ginger tans: splotches of enthusiastic attempts one could mistake for the…

FREE!
By Gabriel 07 Dec 19

My Recollection My ding-a-ling. Scot-ish deer hound. Stringent usury laws. It was somewhere around the turn of the millennium and a friend of mine was labelling a 6-megabyte video file…

FREE!
By Gabriel 23 Nov 19

My Recollection. Oh, I hate having two heads. The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy. The turkey’s a little dry. Look, feeling boobs is neat and all but…

FREE!
By Gabriel 09 Nov 19

My Recollection Jewish people. I was just in the neighbourhood. A jazz musician I could understand. The thing about creation is that it’s boring. The results aren’t, the results are…