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Season 3

Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops the emotional scar tissue that matures her, Bart and Homer get some definition to their comic archetypes, and Marge gets a moment of actual character.
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By Gabriel 21 Oct 19

My Recollection Eeny meeny miney mo. Snort snort snort snort snort. Old lima beans and pumpkin mix. Shame is the new clay from which society is formed. As instinct can…

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By Gabriel 30 Sep 19

My Recollection Manhattan. Doogie Howser cameo. You killed me, Bart. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s don’t try to impress women. Impress them, by all means,…

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By Gabriel 14 Sep 19

My Recollection Left-handed pinking shears. That didn’t hurt very much. Ooowaaah. It was when they all dropped to their knees and began hammering the riff to We Will Rock You…

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By Gabriel 01 Sep 19

My Recollection Homer Simpsoy. First bedsies. The Deficit Rag. His hair looked like he’d tried to kill himself with a shotgun full of Carrot Top’s pubes. His physiognomy had been…

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By Gabriel 16 Aug 19

My Recollection Lucky red hat. He wets his pants. HEE-HEE! You can see Down Syndrome and chickenpox. You can get a blood test for Hep and HIV. Using wonderous modern…