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Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel 26 Jan 19

My Recollection Dog vision. Lisa mump cheeks. PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY! I’ve always been more of a cat person. They are largely independent, I can efficiently rub an entire…

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By Gabriel 21 Dec 18

My Recollection The HOMER. Unky (?) Herb. Videogames in the back seat. The closest thing I had to an Unchie (?) Herb was my dad’s cousin, Drew. He fulfilled the…

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By Gabriel 15 Nov 18

My Recollection. Side characters. Terminator vision. Pat-ty. Most mischief exists within a tolerable band where nobody gets murdered or maimed and the property damage is kept under a few hundred…

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By Gabriel 07 Oct 18

My Recollection Lisa being really Jesus-y. The whole idea of “cable” which was TV but loads more. Drederick Tatum. Religions are shaped by the societies that spawn them. Their deities…

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By Gabriel 12 Sep 18

My Recollection Flashback episode. Artie Ziff. Mc Bain. Why do birds suddenly appear? After developing the capacity for insight, the teenager will adorn itself in whatever it can find to…

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By Gabriel 19 Aug 18

My Recollection. Sushi. Skilled hands. Homer is dying but doesn’t. Most tourists fear being killed in a radioactive explosion but I know such fantastical energy beams will only make me…

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By Gabriel 31 Jul 18

My Recollection Bart got hit by a car. The Devil makes an appearance. So do Lionel Hutz and Dr Nick. It was back in 2003, when I was smoking a…

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By Gabriel 15 Jul 18

My Recollection Maggie bashing Homer in the head. Marge episode. The frightening wide-eyed stare of “nice” Itchy and Scratchy. My neighbour in Goodna was a kid called Steven. His father…

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By Gabriel 19 May 18

My Recollection The fucking cliff fall. The kids running away when Bart hurt himself trying to ramp the car. Truckasaurus. Growing up, the neglected kids were a lot more fun…

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By Gabriel 25 Apr 18

My Recollection A kind of a bummer episode. Bart ruins a holiday because he’s a prick. This hits home because I was a prick. They pay for blood in the…