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Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel 02 Apr 18

My Recollection. Hey, putt-putt, which is what mini golf was called in Brisbane for some reason. Brisbane’s smaller population means any novelty ideas like putt-putt come and go as they…

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By Gabriel 02 Mar 18

My Recollection Homer becomes a baseball team mascot, starting a tradition of him doing everything that’s not his job. My brother and I arguing over whether Burns referred to the…

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By Gabriel 30 Jan 18

My Recollection Wow, this is like 3 episodes at once! My parents explaining the references to me. The Bart ravens marching around Homer’s head, chanting, “Nevermore”. I saw my first…

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By Gabriel 17 Dec 17

My Recollection The name of the hair growth tonic, dimoxinil, always stuck in my head for some reason. The weirdly deliberate yet never expressed homosexuality of the equally strangely specific…

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By Gabriel 06 Dec 17

My Recollection Bart worries about being kept behind after failing an exam. Martin Prince’s brief time as a cool kid. Bart’s reaction to kissing Krabappel reminds of the time I…

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By Gabriel 22 Nov 17

This one time, I moved to Melbourne for a job. Now I don’t mean a career, like one of those fancy gigs where you have a salary and a future.…

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By Gabriel 11 Nov 17

My Recollection Unusual animation made this really feel like an early episode and it’s been my mental prototype for early Simpsons since. It’s the Babysitter Bandit episode featuring Ms Botz,…

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By Gabriel 21 Oct 17

My Recollection. Busty Gets Krusted was an early, successful joke of mine, my cousin and brother thought it was very funny. The introduction of Sideshow Bob. Patty and Selma’s slide…

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By Gabriel 26 Sep 17

My Recollection Bart goes to France. The cherry bomb in the toilet always interested me because fireworks were outlawed in Australia so the idea that kids could get a hold…